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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
So little time and so little to do.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. -Albert Einstein
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. -Albert Einstein
Somewhere in Texas there's a village missing an idiot.




I am no more humble than my talents require.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
So little time and so little to do.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
I collect one-liners